Charlie Sheen And His New Queen

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Charlie Sheen's New Girlfriend

If I was a betting man (and I am), I would bet that Charlie Sheen and his new goddess are not going to last. Why am I being cynical, you ask? Well, the track record speaks for itself. Be that as it may, I sure as shit am jealous of Charlie’s life. He lives the ultimate two and a half men lifestyle, minus the annoying brother. The only thing I am trying to figure out is, why settle at just one? A little while ago, he had a whole house (that’s WHOLE not WHORE) full of girls, now its just girl.

Charlie tweeted something about making everyone on the planet jealous and I for one, would like to say, not really. Add a couple more to the mix and I will agree. Interesting fact that I just made up on the spot, Charlie Sheen walks around with a condom on all the time. Because you never know when the mood strikes and you have to be ready for that shit, because you don’t want to have multiple kids with different women you aren’t in a relationship with. See, he is smart, learns from his mistakes.

Completely, nothing to do with anything, if you look at Charlie’s net worth, according to CelebrityNetworth.com, Charlie is rumored to be worth about $125 million dollars. On a related note, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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