Justin Bieber Banged Kylie Jenner

justin bieber & kylie jenner

It’s all starting to make sense now isn’t it? The reason why Selena Gomez unfriended the Jenner twinsies. I mean, if Justin Bieber slipped the ole Canadian bacon all up in a Jenner, it would be perfectly acceptable for Selena to split. The ‘are they or aren’t they’ news [whether Justin and Selena are dating] seems to be pretty important and clearly all of you care about it, so here we go. According to Hollywood Life:

Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” The Sun‘s source claims. “At Coachella, [Justin and Selena] looked to be back on track. Selena was hanging out with Kylie too and they were behaving like best friends.” It’s true — they were even sharing clothes!

“Then [Selena] heard stuff about Justin and Kylie and felt totally betrayed. She went berserk and called it all off again,” their source added. “Selena is in a really bad place at the moment — she’s on the edge and now overcome with jealousy. She really needs to wash her hands of Justin for good.”

Now, I see that all of you are going off and trying to imagine why a Jenner or a Kardashian clone would be going after Justin Bieber even though he isn’t African American, well, I can tell you it’s because Justin’s ridiculously rich. And we all know rich trumps color any day right? The funniest part of all this is the fact that Kylie is supposed to be with Jaden Smith. I guess add him to the list of people who hate Justin Bieber.

“Hey Justin – Now that Selena isn’t around, can I tell you a secret?”
“Hu? Ya… Get whatever you want.”
“Can you turn around for a moment while I get comfortable?”
*Justin takes off his pants “We doin’ this or what? I got shit to do.”
“Umm.. what’s happening?”
*Enter Jaden “Karate kid’s here, ready to kick your ass.”
“Whatever, I’m fluffed and ready to go. I’m f*cking one of you.”