Superman Breaks Up The Most Pathetic Fight Ever, EVER!

Sometimes, it’s good that we live in a world filled with superheros, because you never know when there will be danger disaster nearby. Other times, it seems like it’s such a complete waste of the superhero’s time to break up mundane things. Here we have one of the saddest displays of violence ever recorded. These two knuckleheads pretty much take up space and shove each other around.

What a waste of time for everyone who stood around and watched these two shit heads go at it. Thank god for Superman though right? He comes in like a boss and ends the fight. The only thing that could have made this video better would have been if Superman kicked one of the dudes in the balls, or at the very least, slapped him. That would have been funny. Oh well.

This comment here, from J Bis is the funniest shit:

What Superman should have done was saved us from yet another video recorded in “portrait”.
Yes, agree 100%. When are people going to stop freaking recording shit in portrait? It’s not that hard to turn the damn phone over. And while we’re at it, can’t the phone companies just make all video non-portrait? As soon as you hit video, it should automatically change to landscape.

Could Zac Efron Be The Next Big Marvel Star?

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Zac Efron’s name has been thrown around for a while for major movies. From Star Wars to Marvel. Well, it looks like the latter might be coming true. Latino-Review is reporting exclusively that Zac Efron is being tapped to be the next major Marvel superhero.

We can exclusively report that Zac Efron is being looked at for unspecified role in an upcoming Marvel Studios project. He was given a script for the project just recently and currently no one knows which part is actually in play. The only one that knows that answer is his Manager and he will not comment on it.

Thanks to the crazy success of his latest film, Neighbors, everyone in Hollywood has a little bit of Efron on their tongue. By the way, I still haven’t seen the movie, is it any good? it looks funny, I just haven’t had time to go watch it. Let me know if any of you have seen it.

Image via Instagram

Game Of Thrones Almost Had Some Real Incest – Stop Getting Excited

Lily Allen & Alfie Allen

“Come on baby… sister. It can’t be all that bad?”

Do you guys like Game of Thrones? I do. I’m a big fan of the show. Whenever I see scenes of incest in the show, I get excited I just don’t think about it because it’s part of the show and who am I to ruin the integrity of the show. I just assume that some people were OK with having sex with their sisters in this made up, fantasy universe. Besides, I know it’s not real. They are just actors, pretending, which makes it a little bit easier to swallow (no pun intended).

However, Lily Allen was doing a Reddit AMA the other day and she had some interesting things to say about Game Of Thrones:

“…They asked me if I’d be interested in playing Theon’s sister, and I felt uncomfortable because I would have had to go on a horse and he would have touched me up and shit. Once they told me what was entailed, I said ‘no thanks.’ I would be open to doing a musical cameo like Sigur Ros, though.”

In case you’re trying to piece the puzzle together, let me help you out. The guy that plays Theon is the real life brother of Lily Allen. In the show, Alfie (Lily’s brother) diddles his sister on a horse – SPOILER ALERT – although at the time, he doesn’t know it’s his sister. Want to know what’s sick though? She knows who he is. Boom, let that sickness set in for a minute.

Now, imagine that Lily played his sister on the show, and because she is his sister in real life, he would have had to get all hot and heavy with his real sister. What the hell is wrong with the producers of the show? I’ve heard of maintaining artistic integrity and all, but come on, this is pretty crazy.

Images vie Lily’s & Alfie’s Instagram

Do It Yourself Wolverine Claws

If you want to become Wolverine, you need to get yourself some adamantium, healing powers, and… oh ya, a couple of kick ass claws that can destroy like the ginsu knife. This guy here is one step closer to transforming himself into Wolverine. Step one, get claws, check. I think it’s pretty cool, impractical, but cool nonetheless. Anyone else want to play with these claws?

Colin, 32, made his own version using 12-inch stainless steel blades for each claw, which shoot out at the touch of a button from a device strapped to his forearm.

Courtney Stodden Might Be Insane

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I feel a very special way about Courtney Stodden. Mainly, I want to take an old, rusty nail, and slowly insert it between my toes. As the pain creeps up, I can then hit play on her video (see below) and it might, MIGHT – somehow neutralize the feelings I get from listening to her talk. Probably not though. This here is a picture of Courtney and her mom. I’ll let you try to figure out which bitch chick is which.

There’s something about Courtney that makes me want to stop living. Where do I start from? From the way she constantly tries to get attention to her tore up surgeries, she really does look like a tranny. And maybe it isn’t fair to say these things, but I don’t give a shit. However, this isn’t to say that I want her to completely go away, NO. I want her around, she still manages to entertain at sometimes.

It’s a hit and miss and sometimes, when I watch her and listen to her, it puts my life in perspective. Everything seems to not be as shitty. It’s girls like Courtney that give hope to a whole new generation of teen-moms and future show contestants like “I suck d*ck and bought a house 4.” You know that shit’s coming. Watch Courtney below and tell me what you think?

Rihanna Dumps Drake Again

Drak and Rihanna
These two have been dating for a few months now and as everyone knows, if you’re dating RiRi and you haven’t smacked her at least once in a 3 month period, your ass is gone. Gone as in, see ya, goodbye, farewell. What? Too soon?

Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting, but that could all change any day now. It is how it always is with them.”

So what I’m understanding from this source is that Drake is kind of a drippy vagina? OK, that might be harsh, what about super-duper sensitive? There, that’s better. So he is too in love with her and she just doesn’t give a shit. We went searching and came across a couple of things Drake is.

Images via Riri’s Twitter and Drake’s Instagram